funny adult film titles

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone (Contributed by AlexBork)
4) For Your Thighs Only (Contributed by AlexBork)
5) Three Men And A Barbie (Contributed by AlexBork)
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde (Contributed by AlexBork)
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump (Contributed by AlexBork)
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer (Contributed by AlexBork)
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (Contributed by J. P.)
26) What About Boob? (Contributed by J. P.)
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) **** Hardly Wait (Contributed by KristineEl)
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off (Contributed by KristineEl)
34) Nutting Hill (Contributed by KristineEl)
35) The Thirteenth Whore (Contributed by KristineEl)
36) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by Jim Zofkie)
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ¡®Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin¡¯s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who¡¯s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy ****ed Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink ****ober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) **** Air
**37-65 Contributed by Anne, Andy, Russ, and Shane**
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut (Contributed by AlexBork)
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
72) The Three ****ateers (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams (Contributed by DDSpiegs)
77) End Of Gays (Contributed by AlexBork)
78) Good Will Humping (Contributed by Lulu825)
79) The Meattricks (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
80) Happy Getsmore (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
81) Pants/Off (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
82) The **** (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
83) Full Latex Jacket (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind (Contributed by Elecstudnt)

85) Man On The Poon

86) Robo**** (Contributed by Pablo)

87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich
**87-105 Contributed by Erin Carver**

106) Wee Willy

107) The Mighty ****s

108) The Hairy Bitch Project

109) American Bi

110) A Jug's Life

**106-110 Contributed by Tara Renee**

111) The Bare Clit Project

112) The Mask of Porno

113) Waiting to Climax

114) Mickey White Eyes

**111-114 Contributed by Squecil**

115) Deep Blue Balls (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)

116) Urban Lesbian (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)

117) Face Jam

118) The Bone Erector

119) Reaming Out The Dead

120) Bonfire of the Panties

**117-120 Contributed by IGN.com**

121) The Bone Ranger (Contributed by AlexBork)

122) Glad-He-Ate-Her (Contributed by AlexBork)

123) Planet of the Gapes

124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
125) The ****s and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
**117-120 Contributed by Kristeen**

133) Scat People

134) The Perfect Porn (Contributed by AlexBork)

135) Pump Fiction

136) Gang Bang Related

137) Jackie Brown Eye

**135-137 Contributed by Ehab**

138) XXX-Men

139) Position: Impossible

140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride

**139-140 Contributed by verv1**

141) Regarding Heinie

142) Silence of the Loins

143) Dante Peaks

144) Play it to the Boner

145) The Bone Molester

146) Natural Born Jigglers

147) Mouth Party

148) The Flintbones

149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

150) Pornocchio

151) Porn on the 4th of July

152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut

153) Lubrication Man

154) Dangerous Binds

155) Swallow Man

156) Throbbin' Hood

**141-156 Contributed by S. Eni**

157) Rambone (Contributed by Oliver G.)

158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger (Contributed by Oliver G.)

159) A Clockwork Orgy (Contributed by Georgia Tech)

160) Splendor in the Ass

161) Ass Wide Shut

162) Mr. Holland's Anus

163) Tits A Wonderful Life

164) Buttman Forever

165) My Bare Lady

166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

167) The Bootie Guard

168) Creamer vs. Creamer

169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

170) There's Something In and Out of Mary

171) Bare Ass in The Park

172) Bright Lights, Big Titties

173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory

174) Das Butt

175) Diddle-Her on the Roof

176) Saturday Night Fever Blister

177) Sorest Rump

178) Ordinary Peepholes

179) Dirty and Hairy

180) The Man Who Blew Too Much

181) What Lies Beneath Me

182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys

183) Three Days Of The Condom

184) For Your Ass Only

185) The Anus Family

186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

187) Single White She-male

188) Tales of the Backside

189) Top Buns

190) Waiting to XXX Hale

191) Men in Back

192) The Inside-her

193) Ball Street

194) Spray it Forward

195) My Best Friends Wetting

196) ET the Extra Testicle

197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants

I dare say you have a tad too much free time ;)

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I've seen Edward Penishands!!!!

I've seen Edward Penishands!!!!

in person?

i've only seen one porn in my life and it was hilarious...

in person?

i've only seen one porn in my life and it was hilarious...same here, about 20 years ago, and that was enough for me, but it was hilarious too, especially when we watched it on fast forward... :p :rolleyes:

a guy i was seeing when i was about 16 or 17 brought it over and we started watching it... it was broken up into 3 segments: a plane ride where a random man and woman hook up in the bathroom, a restaurant with a waitress and her boss, and a husband with the babysitter-i don't know what i found funnier: the situations or the music :D

i saw the John Bobbit uncut porn LOL (where is the blushing smile?)

Also some horrific Christmas porn with creepy little dwarfs dressed as santas elfs... it was traumatizing LOL


i wish they would make a well done erotic movie of Anne Rices Sleeping Beauty that would be hot (if it were well done and not with the cheezy music and fake boobs and tans)

Add Momma to the Train
The Sopornos
Boy Story 2
Monster's Dink
Nude Rockne: All American

Add Momma to the Train

Whoa! that's not right! :eek:

You've missed out the infamous (and terrifying) Flesh Gordon.

Try watching that on mushrooms and I guarantee you a night to remember...

I've only ever seen the cinema/VHS release of Flesh Gordon. It had a certain amount of gratuitous flesh in it but there was obviously lots of hard core shagging that had been edited out for general release.

But I remember Prof. Flexi Jerkoff..Emperor Wang the Perverted of the Planet Porno...the Penisaurus..oh and the great spoof Ray Harryhausen monster at the end who sounded like Vincent Price!!

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/pics/arcfg.jpg

The part that really had me hiding behind the sofa was the "Octo*****-eater": a beast with eight tentacles, each ending in vaginas, with which it swallows people whole.

I mean, vaginas are a tricky proposition for me at the best of times... eight of them trying to eat me (especially when I'm in a state whereby I can't distinguish between what's inside the television and what's outside) was quite a bit more than I could handle.

The part that really had me hiding behind the sofa was the "Octo*****-eater": a beast with eight tentacles, each ending in vaginas, with which it swallows people whole.

I mean, vaginas are a tricky proposition for me at the best of times... eight of them trying to eat me (especially when I'm in a state whereby I can't distinguish between what's inside the television and what's outside) was quite a bit more than I could handle.

:D :D
this sounds so awful, it's interesting...

I mean, vaginas are a tricky proposition for me at the best of times... eight of them trying to eat me

Sadly that's where you're at a disadvantage!! Most blokes would have eaten them!! ;)

Bearing in mind that they're aproximately five foot across, good luck to you :p

aproximately five foot across

I think I've dated her! :eek:

the mind boggles...

They Actually showed DEEPTHROAT at a local bar here last year....at one point in the movie the woman is deepthroating the man and just then the genius sound guy throws in a *slide whistle* sound. When i heard that i was laughing so hard i almost died. :D

They Actually showed DEEPTHROAT at a local bar here last year....at one point in the movie the woman is deepthroating the man and just then the genius sound guy throws in a *slide whistle* sound. When i heard that i was laughing so hard i almost died. :D

Sounds like some bar, I'll have to find my way to it one night :)

I grew up watching some of the old Swedish Erotica stuff from my dad's collection.. Seka was SO hot when she was young. Not to mention the natural wonders in the business..Candy Samples, Kay Parker (MY idea of the perfect MILF) and Susie Nero, and other ladies who grew their melons all by themself w\no help from anyone. Candy Samples, good Lord. This woman made Dolly Parton look like an A cup. I always thought that Dyanne Thorne (Ilsa the She-Wolf) with her statuesque body and lovely naturals, was the Euro counter to Candy. The ladies were something back than, and I thank the development of my forearms and my finger strength to their lovely images and on screen performances..;)

The ladies were something back than, and I thank the development of my forearms and my finger strength to their lovely images and on screen performances..

Not to mention your hairy palms and weak eyesight!!!

I just found this one....

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0467987/

I just found this one....

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0467987/

How?? What on earth were you looking for that brought that title up in your search!!?? Hmmmmm? ;)

How?? What on earth were you looking for that brought that title up in your search!!?? Hmmmmm? ;)
Haha..I was thinking the same damn thing.... :p

Boy, that is something. :eek:

When we were in New Orleans in '97 we were amazed to discover that Tower Records had a hard core porn video section!

One of our party picked up a case for a film called something like 'Co-Ed Cheerleader Butt F*ckers' witrh a very, very graphic picture on the front. He took it to the counter and, totally straightfaced, asked a perplexed looking staff member "So what's this one all about?"

How?? What on earth were you looking for that brought that title up in your search!!?? Hmmmmm? ;)


actually i was searching to see which porn stars had crossed over to legitamate films...then that became just looking at random porn titles and laughing my ass off. Kinda hard to respect someone that's in a movie like

Teenage cum guzzlers 12

(FYI) i didn't even confirm on imdb if that was a real movie...for some reason i just know...

Teenage cum guzzlers 12

Come to think of it..that could well have been the title my mate picked up in Tower records!!

wow this was one of the first threads i ever started

I just skimmed the list but was Good Will Humping or In and Out and In Again on there?

i didnt see them

i don't know what i found funnier: the situations or the music :D

Or the acting. i find someone of them hilarious. Its like Jonathan Frakes and James Lipton wrote and trained these actors and actresses